Jack strikes again

Jack declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . ...
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .
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A donkey kicked Jack & ran away
Jackran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness:Banta' s wife, Preeto.
3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour
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Jack: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now
it's 1.5 ltr.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Jack: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Jack ji: Kyun key pizza hut mein'Delivery Free' hai.
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Jack ji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Jack ji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Jack : Any great man born in this
village?
Jack: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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American says: ' US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..'
Jack ji says: ' India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!'
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks jackji, how far is LAND?
Jack: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
jack: DOWNWARDS.
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Jack orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Jack: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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2 Jacks were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Jack: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Jack: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
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A Jacklearning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am Jack,
this is my Jackni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.