tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90720901958997606322012-01-27T23:08:06.674-08:00Adminnoreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9072090195899760632.post-48874146217068373862010-08-26T02:37:00.000-07:002010-08-26T02:38:11.183-07:00Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9072090195899760632-4887414621706837386?l=comedysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alamnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9072090195899760632.post-9696233572984308352008-08-24T22:25:00.000-07:002008-08-24T22:27:00.862-07:00Sardar declares: <br />.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . ... <br />.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . . <br />============ ========= ========= ========= === <br />A donkey kicked sardar & ran away <br />sardar ran to catch the donkey. <br />He saw a zebra & started beating it & said <br />'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. <br />============ ========= ========= ========= === <br />SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. <br />1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto. <br />2. Weakness:Banta' s wife, Preeto. <br />3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. <br />4. Threat: When I am on tour <br />============ ========= ========= ======== <br />sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. <br />Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml <br />now <br />it's 1.5 ltr. <br />============ ========= ========= ======== <br />teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times <br />sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara <br />============ ========= ========= ========= === <br />Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital <br />ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ <br />Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein'Delivery Free' hai. <br />======================================== <br />Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? <br />Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha <br />madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai..... <br />==================================================== <br />One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this <br />village? <br />Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! <br />========================================================= <br />American says: ' US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..' <br />Sardarji says: ' India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!' <br />=============================================================== <br />When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? <br />Sardar: 2kms.... <br />Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? <br />Sardar: DOWNWARDS. <br />======================================================== <br />Sardar orders pizza. <br />Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? <br />Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge <br />=================================================== <br />2 sardars were fighting after exam. <br />Sir: Y r u fighting? <br />1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, <br />Sir: So what? <br />1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we <br />both copied. <br />=================================================== <br />A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: <br />Hi! I am sardar, <br />this is my sardarni, <br />he is my kid, <br />& she is my kidney.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9072090195899760632-969623357298430835?l=comedysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9072090195899760632.post-71345566985518701852008-08-10T00:34:00.000-07:002008-08-10T00:36:47.647-07:00Boss: Where were you born?<br />Sardar : Punjab ..<br />Boss : which part ?<br />Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .<br /><br /><br />2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /<br />Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.<br />Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.<br /><br /><br />Sardar : What is the name of your car ?<br />Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".<br />Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi<br />petrol se start hoti hai.<br /><br /><br />Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are<br />you removing a wheel from your auto.<br />sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.<br /><br /><br />Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave<br />Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass..<br /><br /><br />Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.<br />Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.<br />Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.<br /><br /><br />On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement<br />day will you give me a ring.<br />Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.<br /><br /><br />Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one<br />before you die?<br />Patient : Yes. A good doctor.<br /><br /><br />How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?<br />Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....<br /><br />Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.<br />Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?<br />Santa: I'm falling in love.<br /><br /><br />Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.<br />Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.<br /><br /><br />A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein<br />Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.<br /><br /><br />At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,<br />oh!<br />Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is<br />he crying?<br /><br /><br />Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...<br />. drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!<br /><br /><br />Banta: U cheated me.<br />Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.<br />Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India<br />Radio!<br /><br /><br />NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :<br />In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?<br />Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....<br />Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.<br />Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...<br /><br /><br />Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?<br />Santa: Tipu's skeleton.<br />Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?<br />Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9072090195899760632-7134556698551870185?l=comedysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9072090195899760632.post-38766551571449652762007-11-07T02:05:00.000-08:002008-08-10T00:37:08.233-07:00What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant<br /><br /> <br /><br />Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?<br /><br />A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Why don't men often show their true feelings? <br />- Because they don't have any. 1<br /><br /> <br /><br />What's the difference between a man and E.T.? <br />- E.T. phoned home. <br /><br /> <br /><br />What is the thinnest book in the world? <br />What Men Know About Women. <br /><br /> <br /><br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering <br /><br /> <br /><br />How Dogs and Women are alike..... <br />Neither believe that silence is golden. <br />Neither can balance a checkbook. <br />Both put too much value on kissing. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. <br /><br /> <br /><br />If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? <br /><br /> <br /><br />Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? <br />"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"<br /><br /> <br /><br />If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. <br /><br /> <br /><br />I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. <br /><br /> <br /><br />I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.<br /><br />Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9072090195899760632-3876655157144965276?l=comedysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9072090195899760632.post-47500110303371156342007-09-21T08:12:00.000-07:002008-08-10T00:37:24.810-07:00News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message<br /> <br /><br />God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested<br /> <br /><br />The longest sentence known to man: "I do."<br /> <br /><br />CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this<br /> <br /><br />Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?<br /><br /> <br />This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.<br /> <br /><br />Why were males created before females? <br />Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.<br /> <br /><br />I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!<br /> <br /><br />ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.<br /> <br /><br />Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.<br /> <br /><br />Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? <br /> <br /><br />Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?<br />A:About 45 pounds!!<br /> <br /><br />Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?<br /><br />A: There have been sightings of UFOs.<br /><br /> <br />I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...<br /> <br /><br />There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.<br /> <br /><br />What did the elephant say to the naked man? <br />How do you breathe through that thing?<br /> <br /><br />What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? <br />Popeye beat the crap outta him. <br /> <br /><br />I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.<br /> <br /><br />A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: <br />"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." <br /> <br /><br />Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. <br />Employee: Who's there? <br />Boss: Not you anymore.<br /> <br /><br />What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? <br />If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. <br /> <br /><br />Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9072090195899760632-4750011030337115634?l=comedysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9072090195899760632.post-30384960655593851322007-09-20T00:47:00.001-07:002007-09-20T00:48:16.977-07:00Hi<br /><br />Soon you will all enjoy the Comedy SMS blog with full of Comedy SMS' . Wait for the opening shortly.<br /><br />Thank you.<br />Admin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9072090195899760632-3038496065559385132?l=comedysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com12