This made my day... I was just thinking, you know how everyone's always complaining about the prequels? Like, "Oh, the dialogue is clunky!" or "Jar Jar Binks ruined my childhood!" Yeah, yeah, I get it. I kinda agree, especially with the whole "I don't like sand" thing. Ugh. But, seriously, I was trying to write a decent Star Wars joke, and it's HARD! Like, George Lucas clearly struggled a bit there, bless his heart.
Anyway, it hit me – what if the real reason Darth Vader turned to the dark side wasn't Palpatine's manipulation or fear for Padme's life, but because he was just REALLY, REALLY bad at writing speeches?
Think about it! All that heavy breathing... that's not just the life support suit, that's performance anxiety! He's probably sweating under that mask, thinking, "Crap, I have to intimidate the Rebel Alliance... but all I've got is, 'The Force is strong with this one' AGAIN? Come on, Anakin, be more creative!" 🤯
And then, he just snaps. "Screw this! I'm joining the Emperor! At least HE has ghostwriters!" 🤣 Okay, maybe not ghostwriters, but you get the idea. He needed some serious help with his public speaking. And the dark side promised power... and maybe a decent editor.
It's kinda like me trying to write this joke, actually. I'm sitting here, staring at the screen, thinking, "Is this funny? Is this too nerdy? Am I just rambling?" Probably all three. But hey, at least I'm not trying to overthrow the galaxy. Yet. 😉
Okay, okay, I'm getting off track. But seriously, Darth Vader, bad writer. Makes total sense to me. This one always gets me!
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