I couldn't resist posting this...
So, I was debugging this absolutely monstrous query at like 3 AM last night. You know, the kind that involves 12 joins and a WHERE clause longer than my grocery list? My brain was so fried, I started seeing patterns in the SQL code that weren't even there. Like, I was convinced the table aliases were trying to spell out a secret message or something.
Anyway, after finally fixing it (turns out I just forgot a single freakin' semi-colon -_-), I realized I needed a laugh. And it reminded me of this joke:
Why did the database administrator break up with the SQL developer?
Because they said their relationship had too many JOINs and not enough SELECTions.
I know, I know, it's cheesy. But at 3 AM, it was comedy GOLD. I literally snorted coffee out my nose. My cat just stared at me like I'd lost my mind... which, let's be honest, I probably had at that point.
It's kinda funny how humor works, right? Like, something that seems completely absurd in one context can be hilarious in another, especially when you're sleep-deprived and staring at endless lines of code. Did you know that studies have shown that self-deprecating humor is actually a sign of intelligence? Maybe that explains why I find my own coding errors so funny... or maybe I'm just delusional. lol.
Anyone else have any good database jokes? I'm seriously running on fumes over here and could use a good chuckle. Maybe one that doesn't involve foreign keys and existential dread?
Feel free to share your own jokes in the comments!
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