This reminds me of something funny that happened... so, I was complaining to my coworker, Sarah, the other day about my commute. You know, the usual, soul-crushing traffic, the guy who cuts you off without signaling (seriously, does anyone even use blinkers anymore?!), the whole nine yards.
Anyway, I was saying how I’d rather literally do my taxes than sit in that gridlock another day. And Sarah, bless her heart, says, all serious-like, "Well, you could always move closer to the office!"
And I just stared at her. Like, duh, Sarah. Why didn't I think of that? 🙄
It’s like saying, “Oh, you’re hungry? Just eat something!” Groundbreaking advice, truly.
But then I thought, what if my job was commuting? Like, a professional commuter? Hear me out... I could get paid to just sit in traffic, listen to podcasts (probably true crime, gotta stay alert!), and complain about it on social media. #CommuteLife #TrafficIsMyTherapy
I mean, people get paid to do weirder things, right? Maybe I'm onto something here...
Okay, I’m clearly procrastinating on actual work by writing this "joke" (is it even a joke?), but seriously, that conversation with Sarah just cracked me up. Sometimes the most obvious "solutions" are just… not. Like, I like where I live! I don't want to live in a shoebox apartment next to the office just to shave 15 minutes off my drive. Priorities, people! 🤣
Also, can we talk about carpool karaoke? Is that still a thing? Because I secretly (not so secretly now, I guess) want to try it.
Okay, I'm rambling. Back to work I guess.
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